I wonder how many divorce settlements will include Cavaliers tickets in Cleveland this year? (Sorry, Cleveland. I should layoff. It’s been a rough week.) In LA, Lakers tickets can make or break movie deals, be used as status symbols, or ruin families. Mel Gibson in 1 of 5 epic rants attempts to show his ex, Oksana Grigorieva (aka – “BITCH-CUNT-WHORE!”), who calls the shots in this relationship (?) by canceling the Lakers box seats.