Archive for category bounties

May 20

Reward: Membership Into The Cult Of Kobe For The Video Clip Of Laker Fans Chanting “We Want Boston!”

 

Last year’s NBA championship had a bittersweet feeling to it. I was elated that the team once known as the Los Angeles Lakers finally filled the championship void from the Shaquille O’Neal era, but it just didn’t have the same shine as winning a championship against Boston. I felt cheated because the Celtics decided to lay a big fat egg against the Orlando Magic in last year’s Eastern Conference Semifinals. Throughout the season, I have been lusting for the opportunity for a Finals rematch between The Defending Champions (Los Angeles Lakers) and the Boston Celtics. Other Laker fans share my same passion for revenge as well. According to Dan Wetzel of Yahoo Sports, fans at Staples Center were chanting “We want Boston!” towards the end of last night’s game 2 Western Conference Finals contest between The Defending Champions and Los Phoenix Suns.

If any of my original bounty hunters have that video clip, you know the protocol on how I expect things to be delivered to me. For the newbies, look at this past bounty for guidance.

Deadline: June 1st, 2010

131-92, Never Forget

I want that video clip as bad as Kobe’s quest for vengeance against the Boston Celtics in The Finals.

[The Big Lead]

Posted by Jack in Basketball, Boston, Celtics, Kobe Bryant, Lakers, bounties | Comments off

Jan 6

New Bounty – I Need The Whereabouts Of “Michael”

 

"Hello, my future girlfriend..."

"Hello, my future girlfriend..."

Guys, take this bounty seriously this time. I remember first hearing about this kid a few years ago on ytmnd.com. His name is Michael, and he lives in New Mexico. Chances are that he is still rocking the mullet, and wears glasses. Hopefully you can read his email address in that turquoise font color. All I want to know is if he found his “future girlfriend”, and if he knows that he has been an internet superstar for nearly a decade. The only reward will be my heartfelt gratitude. Once you receive the intel, wrap up the professionally binded report in velvet, and leave it on my doorstep like last time. Thanks!

Here is the last known recording from “Michael”.

Posted by Jack in Internets, bounties | Comments off

Dec 15

Reward: One Quadrillion Dollar Bounty For The Unedited Snickas Punch Episode

 

Condition: It must be DVD, mov, mp4, or avi formatted, wrapped in velvet, and on my doorstep by the time the next show airs (December 17th, 10pm Pacific Standard Time). NO EXCEPTIONS! The recipient of said bounty may expect payments to dispense immediately (in monthly installments of 0.02ยข/month), upon verification and transfer of “The Unedited Snickas Punch Episode”.

Rogue MTV employees are eligible to receive the bounty as well.

Snooki (aka - Snickas) Popping Off And, Getting Popped

Snooki (aka - Snickas) popping off, and getting popped

Happy hunting!

Posted by Jack in Jersey Shore, MTV, New Jersey, Snooki, bounties, pop culture | Comments off