Apparently, CBS observes tenure within their ranks, because that old dog known as Andy Rooney’s career should have been put down before I stepped foot in high school. Check out his latest commentary on 60 Minutes about attending the Super Bowl. Fascinating stuff. I have to say, it was pretty gangster of him to announce to the world that he wasted CBS’ money, only to have the gall to throw in a few complaints about his time in South Florida.

[Kissing Suzy Kolber]